All Hail Oenoli, the Goddess of Beverage, Mistress of Mixology, Siren of Suds, Whirlwind of Wine, Queen of the Arcane Reference. We welcome thee to Our Blog.

Unlike our esteemed sister, Venus, We did not rise, perfect and porcelain, from the sea foam, carried aloft by a crystalline clamshell. Rather, We sprang from the swirling viscosity of the bar mat, alighted upon a stained coaster, with a beer in one hand, a Mai Tai in the other and a bottle of fine Burgundy with a long straw wedged firmly between Our Boudiccan orbs!

Plus We have arms.

Like our FWB, Dionysus, We are enamored of All Things Liquid and shall, in days future, regale you, O Mortal, with Oracles of Wisdom on all topics Beverage, from beer styles to history to food pairings to fun, new cocktail ideas to wine bon mots to commentary on the execution by other mortals of Liquid Entertainment. And since beverage without food is like Joanie without Chachi, We will leave that portal open for exploration and dissection, as well.

We are delighted to be here, We welcome your feedback and response postings on Our opinions, which are just that, opinions, as We are NOT a journalist and thus, not bound to ‘just the facts, M’am’, but are free to emote as desired. And, boy howdy, can We emote. We have Opinions.

And We (mostly) promise not to continue to talk like this, all goddessy and such…unless we feel like it on occasion. After all, We are what We are. Namaste, Beloveds.